E. Haarpaintner
| Games played (16) Nov 8, 2013 | win | vs. FC Chef On Call | | Nov 7, 2013 | loss (shootout) | vs. Lord Of the Teams | | Nov 4, 2013 | win | vs. FC Corea Classic | | Nov 2, 2013 | win | vs. Ladies' Night | | Oct 30, 2013 | win | vs. Rutherford United | | Oct 28, 2013 | win | vs. M & M Engineering | | Oct 27, 2013 | win | vs. Balls Deep | | Oct 21, 2013 | win | vs. Resurrection of the Pink Puffs | | Oct 18, 2013 | win | vs. Bucky Balls (11v11) | | Oct 15, 2013 | win | vs. Vatican City FC | | Oct 5, 2013 | win | vs. WTF Soccer | | Sep 28, 2013 | win | vs. Skyward Kick (CRB) | | Sep 23, 2013 | win | vs. FC 420 | Yellow Cards: 1 | Sep 17, 2013 | win | vs. Devil's FC | | Sep 14, 2013 | win | vs. Sassholes | Goals: 1 | Sep 14, 2013 | win | vs. FC Chef On Call | | |