S. Parks
| Games played (15) Apr 22, 2014 | win | vs. Blue Balls | Goals: 1 | Apr 10, 2014 | win | vs. A Swift Kick To The Nets | Goals: 4 | Apr 8, 2014 | win | vs. More Than Enough to Eat at Home | Goals: 1 | Apr 3, 2014 | win | vs. Big Shots | Goals: 3 | Mar 20, 2014 | tie | vs. Brooklyn FC | Goals: 1 | Feb 27, 2014 | win | vs. Rice (White) | Goals: 2 | Feb 20, 2014 | win | vs. Big Shots | Goals: 2 | Feb 18, 2014 | win | vs. Anti-Oppressors | Goals: 4 | Feb 13, 2014 | win | vs. AS Botté Inversé | Goals: 1 | Feb 11, 2014 | win | vs. Big Chune | Goals: 2 | Feb 6, 2014 | win | vs. Diego's Return from Rehab | Goals: 1 | Feb 4, 2014 | win | vs. Lazy Pandas | Goals: 2 | Jan 28, 2014 | tie | vs. Blue Balls | Goals: 1 | Jan 23, 2014 | tie | vs. XTSC Tequila Gold | Goals: 1 | Jan 21, 2014 | win | vs. Entuitive FC | Goals: 3 | |